part-time model // part-time mermaid

ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

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yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks
"   Ah no, I mean, for stage-diving, I don’t really… I’m probably too fat for stage-diving.
Maybe I’m not fat, just like… I’m tall, you know what I mean… I might kill people.   "
-Julian Casablancas (via eatsleepdrinkandfuck)

jamsoftheday:

I just want to misbehave
I just want to be your slave

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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

Straight White Boy Problem #153

straightwhiteboyproblems:

CHILDISH GAMBINO IS COMING THIS WEEK AND I CANT GO SMOKE BECAUSE I GOTTA PASS A DRUG TEST FOR MY SUMMER JOB THIS IS NOT GOOD AL MY FRIENDS ARE GOING NOT GOOD NOT GOOD

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

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